A star in the making
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Long Overdue Lovemaking || Faberryman 

Usually she was one all for hectic schedules, however in this case she wasn’t exactly a fan. It had been far too long since she had spent any quality time with both Noah and Quinn. It as just unacceptable, and she found herself extremely sexually frustrated! What with all the stress of school, Nationals, and her NYADA interview (that was just around the corner!), a relaxing night with the two people she loved was just what she needed. Her dads were conveniently out of town, and she took advantage of having the house all to herself. The whole evening was planned: they would have dinner and then, as Noah articulated, a “hot Jew, smokin’ blond, hot Jew sexy sandwich”. Though she was sure that it wouldn’t happen in that order. The three of them were lascivious to say the least, so the food she prepared would mostly likely come afterwards when they’ve built up their appetite.

Rachel glanced at the clock as she placed the last curl into her hair. She always took pride in her appearance, but tonight especially, she wanted to look perfect for the both of them. Sexy even. The short red dress hugged her every curve. It was only a matter of minutes before she expected them to arrive, so she quickly finish the last touches, putting some gloss on her lips. 

She jumped when she heard the doorbell ring, and a huge grin curled at her lips. She headed downstairs and just before she got to the door she ran her fingers through her hair. Finally she opened the door, a squeal of excitement uncontrollably escaping her lips. She pulled Quinn in first, her lips immediately crashing against the girl’s and kissing her hungrily. After a moment, Noah was next, her arms snaking around his neck as she kissed him just as ardently. “Come in!” She said once she pulled away, closing the door. “I’m so glad we’re able to get together like this. I made dinner!” She grinned proudly. “I hope you two like venison.”






can i come in on the sexy jew hot blonde sanwhich too?





puckasaurus-number-wah:

Well it’s been a while since we’ve had some naked Jews fun time. Or hot jew, smokin’ blonde, hot jew sexy sammich too. Puckasaurus is hungry!

Well that can be easily remedied! The three of us could get together tonight! I do miss the both of you, and am equally just as hungry as you are!!





puckasaurus-number-wah:

 That’s right baby, scream my name. Though I think we should do something naked so that you may properly do it.

Someone’s extra fiesty today! Which unsurprisingly turns me on!





puckasaurus-number-wah:

Oh fuck yeah. 



Noah!!

puckasaurus-number-wah:

Oh fuck yeah. 

Noah!!









My dads are the best! 










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What a wonderful video dedicated solely to me!! Bravo to the creator!






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